The new fastest man on the planet, Jamaica's Usain Bolt received some lame criticism for celebrating before the race was even over. So naturally someone made a parody video.

Water skiing on a large raft behind a speedboat looks like a lot of fun so long as the front doesn't lift up and get a huge gust of wind up underneath it.

This chimpanzee at the zoo must be really, really thirsty, but don't worry, he'll fix himself a drink thank-you-very-much.

It's difficult to declare the winner of a fight when both fighters manage to knock each other out at the exact same moment. If there was ever going to be a draw, this has to be it...

A married couple is looking to spice things up in the bedroom with a little role play, so they decide to do a re-enactment of George W. Bush screwing the country.

A kid had a slick little skating ramp setup in his back yard, but it's possible that with his amateur skating skills he's not yet ready for it.

A goal keeper gets his hands on the ball, but doesn't pay close enough attention to the players around him as he looks to pass it to one of his teammates.

If you're going to put your body on the line, do it for something cool, not a lame stunt involving your head and a spring-loaded playground toy.

A car drives across the tracks while a train approaches quickly in the distance, then stalls while crossing and barely gets out of the way in time.

This kid is so skilled on a pogo stick that he can jump off of one and do a flip in the air and land on another being held in place by his friend. The landing could use a little work, however.

Two old Russian women are sitting on some steps yelling at each other and start swinging their giant purses at each other's heads. I love how they don't bother trying to stand up.

During a brief stop in play, a fan at an ice hockey game makes a funny gesture at one of the players and actually manages to catch his attention. Immature? Yes, but hilarious.

This high school student is about to graduate in front of a large audience when he trips while walking up to accept his diploma.

For some reason this guy thought he'd attempt to do a handstand on a moving treadmill. Not sure what exactly he thought was going to happen, but you can probably guess.

This guy hooks up a modified mountain bike to his computer and connects it with Google Earth so when you peddle it simulates a flying experience. He takes a trip out over the Golden Gate bridge to demonstrate.