A girl in a bikini, probably after having a few drinks, runs and slides across her kitchen floor and smacks head first into the dishwasher.

Apparently stop signs now apply to people on foot, as this stop sign enforces itself on a guy who tried to run past without paying attention.

They say you should never bring a knife to a gun fight, but what about bringing a small palm tree to a store robbery?

The idiot wedding planner thought it would be a good idea for the bride to serve some flaming martini glass cocktails, so naturally one spills and catches her wedding dress on fire.

Some idiot attempts to parallel park his car in a space he has absolutely no chance of fitting into, but he doesn't seem to care and just forces his way in.

Some idiot sitting at a blackjack table at a card club tried to use a bag of weed for his bet instead of chips, leading to his arrest soon after.

A guy is riding his bike quickly and takes it off to the side of the road only to be stopped in his tracks by a large sign, flipping him backwards.

If you're going to put your body on the line, do it for something cool, not a lame stunt involving your head and a spring-loaded playground toy.