Some kid comes running up to a marching band while in formation and runs right through the middle of them and nearly makes it through until one tuba player makes him pay for his behavior.

A kid lifts up his younger brother in the pool and then tosses him through an inflatable ring just like a basketball player shooting a three-pointer.

A white man married to a white woman has a child who is clearly half black and yet he's stunned when his wife tells him she doesn't believe the child is his. You think?!